{"id":1760,"date":"2018-10-18T18:43:36","date_gmt":"2018-10-18T16:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/?p=1760"},"modified":"2018-10-19T14:11:06","modified_gmt":"2018-10-19T12:11:06","slug":"in-tako-se-je-zacel-prepir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/in-tako-se-je-zacel-prepir\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;in tako se je za\u010del prepir&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1762 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/haha-e1539881379904-300x245.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/haha-e1539881379904-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/haha-e1539881379904-768x627.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/haha-e1539881379904-600x490.jpg 600w, https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/haha-e1539881379904.jpg 1317w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Predlagal sem svoji \u017eeni v supermarketu, da kupiva zaboj piva za 15 \u20ac. Rekla je, da ne pride v po\u0161tev, potem pa brez besed kupila kremo za obraz za 65\u20ac. Rekel sem ji, da bi bila lep\u0161a s ki\u0161to pira kot pa s kremo&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<br \/>\nPred nekaj dnevi sem vpra\u0161al \u017eeno, kam bi hotela za obletnico poroke.<br \/>\nRekla je: \u00bbNekje, ker \u0161e nisem \u0161e nikoli bila,\u00ab<br \/>\nPredlagal sem ji kuhinjo&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nKo sem gledal nogometno tekmo, se je \u017eena usedla poleg mene in vpra\u0161ala:<br \/>\n\u00bbKaj pa je na televiziji?\u00ab<br \/>\n\u00bbPrah sem ji rekel&#8230;&#8230;\u00ab IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<br \/>\nVpra\u0161al sem \u017eeno, \u010de ima kak\u0161no posebno \u017eeljo za rojstni dan.<br \/>\nOdgovorila je: \u00bb\u017delim nekaj rde\u010dega, ki potegne od 0-100 v treh sekundah!\u00ab<br \/>\nKupil sem ji rde\u010do tehtnico. IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<br \/>\nMoja \u017eena se je pogledala v ogledalu in bila je nezadovoljna z izgledom. \u00bbPo\u010dutim se stra\u0161no, imam preve\u010d kil in podo\u010dnjake. Prosim, takoj mi reci nekaj lepega in pozitivnega!\u00ab<br \/>\nDejal sem ji, da ji o\u010di odli\u010dno funkcionirajo. IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<br \/>\nBil sem z \u017eeno na obletnici mature. Eden od prisotnih je stalno pil kozarec za kozarcem. Vpra\u0161al se jo, \u010de ga pozna?<br \/>\n\u00bbSeveda\u00ab odgovori. \u00ab Dolgo sva bila skupaj in ko sva kon\u010dala, je za\u010del piti.\u00ab<br \/>\nRe\u010dem ji: \u00bbKdo bi rekel, da bo tako dolgo praznoval&#8230;&#8230;..\u00ab IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Predlagal sem svoji \u017eeni v supermarketu, da kupiva zaboj piva za 15 \u20ac. Rekla je, da ne pride v po\u0161tev, potem pa brez besed kupila kremo za obraz za 65\u20ac. Rekel sem ji, da bi bila lep\u0161a s ki\u0161to pira kot pa s kremo&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; IN TAKO SE JE ZA\u010cEL PREPIR. Pred nekaj dnevi sem vpra\u0161al [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-splosno"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1766,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mozirje.info\/mozirje\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}